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Joke Time: A bloke reported his wife missing for 3 days

(80 Views) June 2, 2024 1:16 pm | No comment

A bloke living in a remote area has reported his wife missing for 3 days. He’s at home on the 4th day and answers a knock at the door – two police officers in uniform ask if they can come in, as they have some bad news, some better news and maybe some much better news for him.

Officer: “Sorry to tell you this, but we discovered your wife drowned in a billabong, must have gone swimming and got trapped in some roots.”

The bloke is very upset, but after he’s composed himself, he asks what the better news is.

Officer: “When we pulled her up, we found a load of juicy landcrabs attached to her body, and we’ve brought you a few in this bag to make you feel better.”

Bloke: “Well thanks, they look really tasty, but what’s the maybe even better news?”

Officer: “When we finish our shift tomorrow, we’re gonna pull her up again and see if there are any more. Do you want to come along?”

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