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Why did the kangaroo stop hopping? Because it ran out of bounce!

What do you call a lazy Australian? A koala-ty slacker!

Why don’t Australians like to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when everything wants to kill you!

What’s an Australian’s favorite kind of music? Rock-wallaby!

Why did the emu cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!

How do you know if an Australian has been using your computer? There’s Vegemite in the keyboard!

What do you call an Australian who’s good at math? A koala-fied accountant!

Why did the dingo bring a flashlight to the party? Because he heard it was a “dingo-ling”!

What do you call an Australian who’s a good dancer? A kangarocker!

Why don’t Australians play hide and seek in the jungle? Because of all the koalafications!

Why don’t Australians like to play hide and seek with kangaroos? Because they always hop away too quickly!

Did you hear about the Australian who walked into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants? The bartender asked, “What’s the deal with the steering wheel?” The Australian replied, “I don’t know, but it’s driving me nuts!”

Why did the koala bear bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!

What do you call a group of Australians stuck in a lift? A “box of whingers”!

Why did the Australian take a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

!What’s an Australian’s favorite type of music? Hip hop!

Why did the Australian bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

What do you call an Australian who’s good at math? A “roo-t-er”!

Why did the Australian wear a hat to the bar? Because he heard it was a “roo-f” party!

What do you call an Australian who loves to garden? A “bloomin’ onion”!

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